Church of Reason

the misadventures of a sea hag possessed by witching metal.

luciformas:

El Cristo Negro, 1991.Arturo Rivera

luciformas:

El Cristo Negro, 1991.
Arturo Rivera

(via portionsofeternity)

Thursday night self-parody session. Motherfuckers act like they forgot about laundry.
malformalady:

Albino softshell turtle

malformalady:

Albino softshell turtle

magictransistor:

Wenceslaus Hollar, Aeneas in the underworld (Etching), Plate 2 [Ludwig von Siegen], c. 1641-1680.

magictransistor:

Wenceslaus Hollar, Aeneas in the underworld (Etching), Plate 2 [Ludwig von Siegen], c. 1641-1680.

(Source: lj.rossia.org, via draco-magne)

arewehipsterorarewefandom:

It doesn’t matter what class you’re taking, there’s always going to be a loud, obnoxious white boy in the front left of the class.

(via heretic-hag)

malformalady:

The remains of Soviet soliders at Miasnoï Bor or ” forest of meat”, located in the Novgorod region, part of the famous Death Valley in Russia. It is a marshy area where hundreds of thousands of soldiers were killed during the Second World War. Today it is believed there are hundreds of thousands, if not millions of soldiers still buried in the area.

malformalady:

The remains of Soviet soliders at Miasnoï Bor or ” forest of meat”, located in the Novgorod region, part of the famous Death Valley in Russia. It is a marshy area where hundreds of thousands of soldiers were killed during the Second World War. Today it is believed there are hundreds of thousands, if not millions of soldiers still buried in the area.

malformalady:

Flies beginning to colonize the eye after death. The first insects to arrive at decomposing remains are usually Calliphoridae, commonly referred to as blow flies. These flies have been reported to arrive within minutes of death or exposure, and deposit eggs within 1–3 hours. First eggs are laid in or near the natural orifices of the head and anus, as well as at the site of perimortem wounds. Depending on the rate of decomposition and the development time of particular blowfly species, eggs may hatch and young larvae begin to feed on tissues and liquids while the carcass is still classified in the fresh stage

malformalady:

Flies beginning to colonize the eye after death. The first insects to arrive at decomposing remains are usually Calliphoridae, commonly referred to as blow flies. These flies have been reported to arrive within minutes of death or exposure, and deposit eggs within 1–3 hours. First eggs are laid in or near the natural orifices of the head and anus, as well as at the site of perimortem wounds. Depending on the rate of decomposition and the development time of particular blowfly species, eggs may hatch and young larvae begin to feed on tissues and liquids while the carcass is still classified in the fresh stage

jillthompson:

johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.


Indeed

jillthompson:

johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

Indeed

jherievans:

END  YOUR  CORPOREAL  OPPRESSION, 2014
BUY THE PRINT

jherievans:

END  YOUR  CORPOREAL  OPPRESSION, 2014

BUY THE PRINT

(via phylacterystashbox)

“You don’t have a skeleton. You are a skeleton. You have a body.”

—   C.S. “cool skeleton” Lewis (via skeletonmeme)

(Source: supersmashthestatebros, via phylacterystashbox)

circuitbird:

A vireo that flew into a glass window :\ He was stunned but I held him in the shade in the park until he gathered enough strength to fly away. Unfortunately he was surrounded by several other bird carcasses, all migrating passerines. So depressing.

circuitbird:

A vireo that flew into a glass window :\ He was stunned but I held him in the shade in the park until he gathered enough strength to fly away. Unfortunately he was surrounded by several other bird carcasses, all migrating passerines. So depressing.

(via 3liza)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.
12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.


I want to believe

facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.

12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”

Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”

Troubling words indeed.

I want to believe

(Source: nartress, via roguedog)

This is the tweet to end all teats. Game OVER